Highlights of week two:
- yucky umbilical thingy dropped of (the nurse called it "la tripa")
- first checkup - we are told that every weird thing that Fausta does, including that scary Gollum noise, "is totally normal"
- parents learn to take extra 'onesy' on outings in case of overflow
- Fausta learns that screaming really loud gets immediate results
- parents learn that what they previously thought was Loud Screaming was Mild Wimpering compared to this
- Felicia gets fed earlier and earlier, as resistence to incessant meowing wears down (current first feed: 5:45am, almost four hours earlier than BF feeding time)
- father learns not to take dirty nappy away too soon - there might be last-minute additions...
- mother hits on Perfect Bath Temperature for Septic Fit Avoidance
- first café visit
Things that can be done with one hand:
- feed meowing cat
- prepare vietnamese coffee
- surf internet (including slow one-hand typing if necessary)
- operate smartphone and iPod
- eat a calzone if it's already been cut up
Things that can not be done with one hand:
- prepare breakfast
- roll new cotton balls for botty-wiping
- wind up the change-table music box (which plays what we call the "poo music")
- dress oneself
- plug in mp3-to-stereo cable
- various carry/car seat operations