Highlights of week two:

• yucky umbilical thingy dropped of (the nurse called it "la tripa")
• first checkup - we are told that every weird thing that Fausta does, including that scary Gollum noise, "is totally normal"
• parents learn to take extra 'onesy' on outings in case of overflow
• Fausta learns that screaming really loud gets immediate results
• parents learn that what they previously thought was Loud Screaming was Mild Wimpering compared to this
• Felicia gets fed earlier and earlier, as resistence to incessant meowing wears down (current first feed: 5:45am, almost four hours earlier than BF feeding time)
• father learns not to take dirty nappy away too soon - there might be last-minute additions...
• mother hits on Perfect Bath Temperature for Septic Fit Avoidance 
• first café visit

Things that can be done with one hand:

• feed meowing cat
• prepare vietnamese coffee
• surf internet (including slow one-hand typing if necessary)
• operate smartphone and iPod
• eat a calzone if it's already been cut up

Things that can not be done with one hand:

• prepare breakfast
• roll new cotton balls for botty-wiping
• wind up the  change-table music box (which plays what we call the "poo music")
• dress oneself
• plug in mp3-to-stereo cable
• various carry/car seat operations